1. The music listener has a library of hand picked, select songs that he or she enjoys, personally, instead of just compiling music that other people enjoy.

2.  The music listener can listen to his or her music for longer periods of time than most people without getting tired of it.

3.  The music listener respects (but doesn’t have to enjoy) classic rock and recognizes the monumental standard set by this period of music history.

4.  The music listener condemns lip syncing and recognizes the downfall of music as preached by “dobro”, the prophet of musical perfection.  (this is more of a joke than anything else but there is some truth to it lol). 

5.  The music listener listens to music because of their own enjoyment, not because listening to something is “cool” or “in”. 

6.  The music listener has an ipod or some kind of device to enjoy music on the go.  This expands music listening time and therefore increases musical perfection. 

(optional)7.  The music listener recognizes that “dobro” has attained musical perfection and acknowledges or preferably, blindly follows his burning, musical crusade.